21 / Ore / Pan

child I am babysitting: How do you get grownup teeth?
me: You lose your baby teeth
child I am babysitting: they fall out!?
me: they fall out
child I am babysitting: do you still have your baby eyes?
me:
child I am babysitting: or did they fall out
me:
me:
me: you keep the same eyes all your life
child I am babysitting: *touches eyes* whoa

badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

theawesomeadventurer:

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"Alright boys this next scam I got cooking up will get us over 17,000 jawbreakers!" 

image"Sounds promising. What is it this time, Eddy?" 

image "Dashcon."

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quazza:

*lemongrab voice* ONE MILLION YEARS BALL PIT

(Source: leagueoflegends)

When you want to make a game but don’t have the money for the software

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blasianxbri:

knottybynvture:

ray-and-thebehaviors:

It’s funny b/c this is literally how he tweets.

Philosophy

Think.

convertiblemysterymachine:

Are we just not gonna talk about how great Sky High was? 

Because

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It

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Deserves

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So

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Much

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More

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Credit

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Than

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We’re

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Currently

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Giving

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It

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loureeed:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

fancymarquis:

R.I.P. Eren Jeager

starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

(Source: carlsagan)

another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

(Source: emptyoverture)

leagueofvictory:


Me on my way to double pentakill your team

leagueofvictory:

Me on my way to double pentakill your team

(Source: iraffiruse)